What does “Kal-El”, Supermans given name, mean?
No, no. You are all wrong. I have intimate knowledge of the south-eastern Kryptonian dialect and perhaps I may clear up this issue. People from the former “Ma’kiftar” region of the Stanzy Republic on the now-deceased planet of Krypton were of simple means and were radically religious. Mostly an agricultural society, the Kiftars tiled the soil, fed their community, and prayed to their five deities. Each of these deities was assumed to have fallen from the sky and sprouted life on Krypton. In keeping with this belief, each deity resembled what we on Earth would refer to as a head of cabbage. Thus, by extension, eating this cabbage-like plant, known to Kiftars by the collective deity name of “Kal” would have been considered blasphemous and so was punishable by expulsion from the planet. According to the religious tenets, known as “Kal y’ssep”, or “Holy Parchments”, each Kal fell from the sky and noticed the great darkness across the land. Krypton scientists believe that at one time in its
No, no. You are all wrong. I have intimate knowledge of the south-eastern Kryptonian dialect and perhaps I may clear up this issue. People from the former “Ma’kiftar” region of the Stanzy Republic on the now-deceased planet of Krypton were of simple means and were radically religious. Mostly an agricultural society, the Kiftars tiled the soil, fed their community, and prayed to their five deities. Each of these deities was assumed to have fallen from the sky and sprouted life on Krypton. In keeping with this belief, each deity resembled what we on Earth would refer to as a head of cabbage. Thus, by extension, eating this cabbage-like plant, known to Kiftars by the collective deity name of “Kal” would have been considered blasphemous and so was punishable by expulsion from the planet. According to the religious tenets, known as “Kal y’ssep”, or “Holy Parchments”, each Kal fell from the sky and noticed the great darkness across the land. Krypton scientists believe that at one time in its
