What does a buzz feel like ?
Have you ever been to the DMV to get your license renewed and had to wait in line to get the renewal form, then wait in line to fill out the renewal form, then wait in line to go up to the desk, then had to wait in line to get your picture taken, then had to wait in line to return to the desk and give a thumbprint, then had to wait another 2 weeks to get the license in the mail? Ever had to return a product to a store and try to get a refund? Ever had to deal with any form of tech support? Being buzzed is kinda like that. The most soul-crushing, mind-numbing boredom, frustration, and general sense of being totally unable to move forward starts to set in, no matter what you’re doing. This feeling intensifies for beers one through five, starting off as just minor ho-hum-ness and growing until beer #5, at which point it will seem suicide is your only way out. Fortunately, it’s not. Have another beer, and something magical happens. If you can man up and suffer through the absolute despair
