What do zoos do with their animals in bed?
Many people are surprised to learn just how “ordinary” most zoo sex is. After all, animals do not enjoy pain, do not feel the need to role-play, and don’t have fetishes. While the positions vary and there are differences in mating behavior, the “Tab A in Slot B” principle applies almost universally to all mammals, including humans. Zoos and their animal partners engage in masturbation, oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, and foreplay. There are certain activities that are possible only with certain species, such as the concept of a human male “docking” with a male dog. And it is true that each individual animal will have his or her own preferences for activities. But beyond that, the only really exotic part about zoo sex is the fact that it’s extra-species sex as opposed to homo-species sex.
