What do you think of Guy Ritchie’s latest film, RocknRolla?
DD: I haven’t seen it yet. I read the script and went and met with Guy about it, even though as soon as I walked in the room he said, ‘There’s nothing in it for you.’ I thought, ‘Well what the f**k am I here for then?!’ But we had a nice chat and he said he just wanted to meet me and touch base. I wish him all the best with it. I’ve got very good friends in it, but what’s annoying is that reviews of it bring my name up and say, ‘What this film needs is Danny Dyer.’ So how has becoming a dad changed you? DD: It changes your whole outlook on life. And having two girls frightens the life out of me. My 40s is going to be a stressful decade, I think. I’m going to be running around with a baseball bat looking for men that have upset my daughters. Are you and your fiancée Joanne ever going to get married? DD: I don’t know, babe, we’re just in the process of moving house at the moment and had a baby, so f**k that. I haven’t even thought about it. I’ll just let Joanne get on with it. I’ll raise
