What do prions have to do with mad cow disease?
You could say prions are the mysterious proteins that cause Mad Cow Disease (Bovine spongiform encephalopathy if you want to get serious, which we don’t). Actuality prions are aliens sent in starships from a galaxy not too far away. Prions are invisible and come to rape you when you’re dreaming about naughty things like sex with cows or your first lay (your stepfather). Prions have built many civilizations in the past but we have yet to learn more about them though so we suspect the British are descendants of the Prion empire. Evidence has yet to turn up as Prions are not yet materialized in actual form…. yet. Keep your wet pants on.
