What do pirate monkeys usually do?
Most novices have the impression that fightin’ drinkin’ and pillagin’ make up the bulk of a pirate monkey’s day but there’s more to piracy than that! A pirate monkey’s main occupation is the acquisition of treasure, and secondary to that is hiding and/or spending said treasure. This involves not only the actual stealing *ahem* finding of the treasure but also the maintenance of one’s ship, training, traveling, maintaining professional contacts and escaping from jail. Pirate monkeys also have a variety of outside interests, such as needlepoint. After all, all work and no play makes Mongo a dull pirate monkey!
