What do Mike Stoops and Robespierre have in common?
it’s coming up on the month of Thermidor, and their heads are on the chopping block. From the Tucson Citizen, who produced this article by purchasing three or four preseason mags, checking collegefootballnews.com once, and then copying and pasting the rest. Mike Stoops’ job security and a more explosive offense should be the top story lines for the Arizona football team. At least that’s what the college football preseason magazines are saying. Stoops, entering his fifth year with the program, has a 17-29 overall record and has yet to reach a bowl game. “Mike Stoops’ job is on the line – will a minor bowl game be enough?” Lindy’s asks. Buzz Bissinger thinks you’re full of shit, Tucson Citizen! If you’re quoting Lindy’s, the Swank magazine of preseason mags, you’re officially reaching. There should be citations for this sort of behavior, and the proceeds should go to worthy charities like the IRC, the Red Cross, or the Swindle Drank Fund. (Warning! This beverage may cause one to lean!) B
