What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up. How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares? How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows. . . . . .It’s never been done. How are men and parking spaces alike? The good ones are already taken, and the ones left are handicapped. What is a man’s idea of helping you with housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum. What is the difference between men and E.T.? E.T. called home. Do you know why there’s a hole in a man’s penis? So he can get air to his brain. How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. How is a man like linoleum? If you lay him right the first time, you can walk all over him for the next twenty years. 27 Important trivia about men 1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Men who have tattoos think they have a piece of artwork on them. Yeah, like a flaming
