What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have a little black box! • Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has ridden a 747! • Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles? A: They get their heads stuck in the jar! • Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? A: Blow in her ear! • Q: What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s butt? A: A brain tumor! • Q: How do you murder a blonde? A: Put spikes in her shoulder pads! • Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A “whine” cellar! • Q: What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common? A: They’re both extinct! • Q: What’s the difference between Big Foot and a smart blonde? A: At least there are claims Big Foot has been seen! • Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A: One — She holds the light bulb and the world revolves around her! • Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: By the M&M shells on the counter top! • Q: How do you keep blondes busy for a week? A: Hand her a box of M&Ms an
