What did Kevin Costner say in that speech in Bull Durham?
When asked what he believed in, Crash Davis said: Well, I believe in the soul. The c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are overindulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe that there oughta be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night.
