What company makes the best microwave popcorn?
The best is really Screaming Yellow Zonkers, packaged pre-popped popcorn. Even the box they come in has won awards for originality “While the front of the package was simple and understated, the rest of the Zonkers box was completely covered with absurdist copy, accompanied by illustrations, informing the reader everything from “how to wash Zonkers” to “how to mate them”. The bottom of the box explained how to determine if it were indeed the bottom. “Open the top, and turn the box upside down. If the Zonkers fall out this is the bottom. If they fall up, this is the top. If nothing happens, this box is empty.” However, you wanted a microwave popcorn.