What color polo will Stoops wear for the 2009 season?
The wrong answer could cost the Sooners an away game, and cost Nike thousands of dollars in missed sales. Plus, there’s the risk of alienating every Sooner male over 40 years of age. The Apothem will be on site, and paying extra-special attention. 2. Will Sam Bradford cut his hair? We hope not. The myth that each inch of hair equates 1,000 passing yards is one that need not be tested. A little trim now and then is fine, but let’s hope there’s at least four inches left. Rumors that Bradford purchased Bill Self’s hairpiece on eBay are untrue. We think. 3. Has the lower price of gasoline increased Ryan Broyles’ chance at success? We know the drive from campus to … um … campus can be killer on the old wallet, so we don’t really fault Broyles for stealing gas facilitating the cost-effective collection of unclaimed motor fuel. What we do fault him on, however, is stealing it from Mr. Shortstop — long-known as the place in town to buy beer if you’re underage. Talk about biting the hand that f
