What church did Henry VIII create when the Pope refused to give him a divorce in 1534?
— Papal in Papandayan Dear Papal: The Church of the Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Vatican scoffed until the miracles started happening. Most spectacular was the Miracle of Crouch End in 1538. You see, there was an old army veteran who had lost a leg at the Battle of Snipes Bosom during the War of the Dithering Pastries (1503-1507 in overtime). He was as poor as poor can be and hobbled everywhere with a crutch made of an old tree branch. He begged every day at the park in Crouch End, and one day, having not taken in so much as a farthing, he began to loudly rail against his fate. Why, he shouted, was he so poor and miserable when others had so much? He was a pious old man, visiting the neighborhood Church of the Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster ever morning at dawn, dipping the tips of his fingers in the marinara sauce font and making the sign of the fork devoutly while asking for some respite from his miserable fate. Why did the Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster ignore hi
