What away messages do you think bella swan from twilight would write?
“Busy snogging Edward” “Busy being forced to go shopping with Alice” “Running away from James, be back soon” “Riding motorbikes with Jacob” “I’m off cliff Diving, talk later” “Off to Italy to stop the Volturi” “Can’t talk now, being stalked by Victoria’s newborns” “On my honeymoon, check back later” “Sorry can’t talk; I’m dying of pregnancy” “Can’t chat, gotta concentrate on extending my shield so the Volturi won’t kill us all” “Be Back Soon–partying hard because the Volturi have gone home!!