What are the words to the Captain Teutonic Theme Song?
There’s a Hochmeister who’s really sardonic! He doesn’t use magic and he isn’t psionic! He’s pretty darn strong but he isn’t bionic! Captain Teutonic! Captain Teutonic! He’s the head of an order that’s kind of Masonic! Sometimes he’s sarcastic, other times he’s ironic! Silent and brooding, he’s a hero Byronic! Captain Teutonic! Captain Teutonic!