What are the odds of me breaking record time getting home, if I take the emergency lane?
The odds of breaking record time getting home if you take the emergency lane depends on the distance you need to travel and the number of cops in the area. But, I would venture a guess that you have an eighty to ninety percentage chance of beating your record best time. you have approximately 10% chance of being pulled over by a cop and maybe a 4-5% chance of crashing into a car that is broken down in the emergency lane.
Not any quicker by the time you have been pulled over had your details taken and watched a Video of yourself driving through the rush hour traffic, abandoning your car going to the police station done for careless driving or summat got let out manage to find your way back to your car and resume your journey on what will no doubt be quieter roads due to the fact it is after midnight.