What are the meanings of the snap bracelet game that teenagers now play?
he Department of Adolescent Promiscuity has put the finishing touches on a standardized “Snap” system to avoid any future confusion. In Snap, if a boy breaks a jelly bracelet off a girl’s wrist, he wins a particular sexual reward corresponding with the color of that bracelet. But until now, the rules have varied widely according to region and age group. In Florida, for example, purple wins a French kiss. However, in New Jersey, purple only gets you a bicycle seat sniff. The official rules are expected to be ratified in time for the National Snap Competition in South Padre Island next spring. • Black: sexual intercourse • Blue: ******** (alternate meaning: lap dance) • Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug) • Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug) • Orange: kiss • Yellow: hug • Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex) • Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style) • White: expose breasts (alternate meaning: gay kiss, Fren
