What are the lyrics to Weird Als song \Albuquerque\?
Like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me and she said It’s good for you And then she tied me to the wall And stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut Until I was 26 and a half years old That’s when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement And travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining And he air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers Play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street Will gladly shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka, doo doo, yeah Well, let me tell you, people It wasn’t long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day A local radio station had this contest to see Who could correctly guess the number of molecules In Leonard Nimoy’s b— I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That’s right, a first class, one-way ticket To Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know
