What are the lyrics to Collegehumors “In an apatow world?”?
In An Apatow World Take a look over here, won’t you take a look at me I’m nothing special, nothing much to see I got a weird scruffy beard and a big beer gut I smoke herb all day, I’m a loser but There’s a place I know where I can land Any woman with a sweep of my chubby hand A magic place where girls aren’t guarded All you need to be is socially retarded In an Apatow world You could be my girl I’ll be Seth Rogen you’ll be Kate Heigel You’re not out of my league Stoner is the new stud Cuz a loser is a winner In this world of Judd Now my job’s unique and it seems bizarre Ugly guys aren’t anchors or rock stars My friends are lame but important to me In fact the same guys are in all of these movies But despite all that I catch your eyes and you’re charmed by my wit to my surprise Somehow you love it when I talk to you shyly Even though I look like John C Reilly In an Apatow world You would be my girl You’ll be Mila Kunis I’m Jay Siegel We will have a big fight But no bad blood Cuz it all
