What are the humerous differences between dogs and cats?
Or is that “fur-tile”? When a dog says “We” he means everyone of any species in the house. When a cat says “We” he means himself. When a dog is angry with you he growls and bites you. When a cat is angry with you he waits until you aren’t looking and poops on your bed. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born. . When a dog wags his tail he means he is happy to see you. When a cat wags his tail you’ll draw back a bloody stump. . Dogs will let you give them a bath. Cats would rather bathe in your blood than touch water. . Dogs will tilt their heads, perk up their ears and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn, close their eyes and wish you would just shut up. . Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. . Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away. . Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper
