What are the duties of a NASCAR wife?
I sometimes joke that Ricky has the easy job. [Laughs] Let me tell you, it’s exhausting. I sleep till 11, then I yell downstairs to make sure the nanny showed up for the kids, then I do my spa treatments till 3, and then I shop. I’ll spend $5,000 to $10,000 a trip. Ricky got me the American Express black card, but it wasn’t carrying its weight, so American Express created a new card just for me. It’s called the American Express translucent card. It looks like you’re holding nothing. You can buy the damn Atlanta Braves with that thing. Do you ever worry about Ricky being unfaithful when he’s out on the road? Baby, after one night with me, any man acts like a priest around other chicks. I got the goods. This ass has stopped traffic during a chemical-spill evacuation. The bass player from Nickelback once told me he’d cut off his pinky to touch this derriere. So no, I don’t worry. And besides, if he did fool around on me, I’d knock him in the head with his coin collection and drown him in
