What are the chances you would, say, bite the head off a bat?
Chances are high. I don’t know [if it would be] a bat. I think something larger, like a goat. How is naked drumming different from clothed drumming? Well, the first and most important thing about naked drumming is that you actually have to take your clothes off. Naked drumming is fun. It’s very liberating. You feel like an ancient human caveman of some kind. It’s very visceral. What’s not fun … in this movie I was continually doused down. I wish they had behind the scenes footage of me getting spritzed, sprayed, lubed up, my clothes being saturated in liquid. It’s a 90-some minute movie and 87 of those minutes I have to be dripping with sweat. You’re not naturally that sweaty? I sweat a little bit. Not like Steve Carell. He’s a sweater. That guy sweats like a horse. You seem to spend a lot of time topless or in your underwear, on screen and in real life. Have you always been so proud of your body? It’s a gorgeous piece of white man meat. It’s like going into Whole Foods and finding tha
