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What are the central tenets of Headonism?

April 26, 2017headonism tenets

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What are the central tenets of Headonism?

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There are three pillars of Headonism. Number one: worship your Prophet (MTBFBFHTPWAAT)! He gets cranky when He’s not worshipped, and believe you me, you won’t like Him when He’s cranky. Number two: don’t be a douchebag! Like, ever. Got that? Just, don’t. Number three: have fun! To be bored is a great sin in Headonism, and to be boring is the greatest sin of them all. Those who have the most fun go to heaven, and have even more fun.