What are the benefits of being a member of the VRWC?
A. Of course, the main benefit is just the warm and fuzzy feeling that you are right–some of us are further right than others. In addition, you don’t have to constantly look for excuses for the president’s behavior, you aren’t subject to ridicule by people who have to listen to you spout those excuses and you don’t have to pretend that Saabs aren’t ugly. As a member of the VRWC you will constantly receive hilarious e-mail with Clinton jokes and graphics. You’ll get the secret URL for the confidential members-only Drudge Report site that is not the ugliest page on the entire web. In addition, your startup kit also has discount coupons for pizza, video, skiing, and NRA membership. Don’t pay any attention to the free night’s stay in the Lincoln bedroom. The printer messed up and put that in and we didn’t want to redo the whole batch.
