What are the activities like in Heaven? Do we get to do fun stuff like rock climbing and monopoly or is it all contemplation of ones existence and stuff?
Heaven offers countless fun, exciting, wonderful activities to enjoy! The most popular activities in Heaven include: 1) Being in Heaven, 2) Talking about Heaven, 3) Thinking about Heaven. There are many other fantastic and wonderful things to do in Heaven but you have to sign up for them first and to be honest I never bothered looking at the list (it was long and printed in a questionable font). Q: Unfortunately, I feel I might have sinned a bit too much to go to heaven this year. If it were next year, I think I could have gotten some accounting done on my soul and maybe balanced it out. Is there a grace period on The Rapture or is this a “while supplies last” type thing? (asked by Kirtan) A: Sorry, the world ends this Saturday, and currently has no plans to end again in the future. While I understand your plight, you ultimately have nobody to blame but yourself. If you would have paid attention to all the ads on the sides of buses and walls – like a good Christian – you would’ve never
