What are somre good conversations topics with your girlfriend?
Well here i’ll go step by step with the perfect plan. 1. Go to a local pet store. 2. Find the biggest non venemous snake you can. 3. Buy it. 4. Buy a g string thong. Also buy a sock and fill it with catnip. 5. Tell your girlfriend to meet you at your house for a romantic dinner. 6.Get the snake ready. 7.Find a way to bring up the topic of snakes. 8.Reassure her by telling her you hate them to. 9. Change the subject talk about something else for a while. 10. Say “Oh that reminds me I got a present for you”. 11. Tell her to close her eyes. 12. Put the thong on. 13. Wear the snake around your neck. Also get the catnip sock out. 14. Walk out and tell her to open her eyes. 15. As she freaks out and tries to run away tackel her to the ground cursing as loud as you can with the snake on your shoulder while holding the sock full of catnip over her face. This will assure her that you love her and then she will make out with you.
