What are some of the Doctrines of COBAL?
A. COBAL doesn’t handle doctrines in the manner of a typical “mainstream” religion. Ours is a more mystical tradition, with layers of doctrine that build on one another. The most basic tenets are very similar to those of Discordianism, with the occasional SubGenius bon mot thrown in for effect. After a suitable amount of time, certain Coballians are selected to receive some of the Higher Mysteries. As time marches on, the very secrets of spacetime and groovebuzz are revealed. But probably not to someone like you.
