What are some good ways to annoy people at Walmart?
I’m a union organizer, and one of the things we do to screw with Wal-Mart is we’ll get a group of a dozen or so people together, go to Wal-Mart on a busy Saturday afternoon, and all of us will fill our carts with literally thousands of dollars in merchandise. It helps if you get the most perishable items (make sure to get lots of meat and expensive ice cream) on top so they go into the bags first. Then, at a pre-arranged time, everyone goes into line at the cashiers at once. When the thousands of dollars in merchandise is rung through, you pause for a moment and say, “You know, I was going to buy this stuff, then I remembered that Wal-Mart isn’t unionized.” And walk out. If everyone does it at once, it totally immobilizes the store for a long, long time at their busiest period with people already standing in long lines, waiting to buy their imported Chinese slave-manufactured goods to help destroy their local economy. One guy even came up with an interesting variation which we all foun
Well, one of my close friends told me about how his brother and his friend, who are about 17, would always go into Walmart and mess with the prices and shelfing to annoy the employees. However, the big thing they did is one day, they got a hold of one of those call/annoucement phones that are attached to poles in random places throughout the store. They then anounced, “Attention shopers, all TV in the electronics department are now 90% off for the next 10 minutes.” Well, after all Hell broke loose, they had to spend some time in the Walmart security until their parents showed up, and are not allowed in any Walmart without parental or guardiens.