What are some funny things to say when going to the bathroom.?
1. Dress up as lifeguard, and then tell everyone that enters the bathroom that you have to accompany them into the stall to make sure that they don’t fall in. 2. Melt some chocolate and smear it on the floor by a stall, and then apologize to everyone who sees it, saying “I couldn’t quite make it” 3. While in your stall, shriek “WOW! I didn’t even know that was possible” 4. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peekaboo!” 5. Start doing your laundry in the sinks. 6. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing “Born Free.” 7. If you’re in the woman’s room, when a lady walks in give her a strange look, and tell her that she’s in the wrong bathroom. When she tells you that she is in fact a woman, act amazed and ask who her doctor was for the operation. 8. Bring finger puppets, and then perform a show for your neighbor by sticking your hand under the stall wall. 9. Keep pumping soap out of the dispensor so that the w
