What are some funny things to put into a pool party invitation?
A few years ago I received an invitation to a pool party. Because I knew no one would believe it I saved it thinking that it might be needed in the future. What do you think. It is. Here is just some of it: 1) Guys, bring your own balls and stick and scuffer. 2) Girls provide the rack, cushions and shaft. Games to be played: 1) Spin the cue stick 2) Strip pool – guys against the girls. 3) Jump the breaker Rules of the Game: 1) Full blown jump-shots allowed 2) Three-rail jumps also allowed 3) Fast stroking allowed 4) Kisses and double-kissing allowed 5) Draw shots much be at least 6-inches Believe me I cleaned this up a bit. The rest of it isn’t for mixed company, if you get my drift.
