What are some fun things and dangerous things to do when your bored?
_474 Things To Do When You’re Bored_ Here are some: – Wax the ceiling – Rearrange political campaign signs – Sharpen your teeth – Play Houdini with one of your siblings – Braid your dog’s hair – Clean and polish your belly button – Water your dog…see if he grows – Wash a tree – Knight yourself – Name your child Edsel – Scare Stephen King – Give your cat a mohawk – Purr – Mow your carpet – Play Pat Boone records backwards – Vacuum your lawn – Sleep on a bed of nails – DON’T toss and turn – Boil ice cream – Run around in squares – Think of quadruple entendres – Speak in acronyms – Have your pillow X-rayed – Drink straight shots…of water – Calmly have a nervous breakdown – Give your goldfish a perm – Fly a brick – Play tag…on West 35th Street – Exorcise a ghost – Exercise a ghost – Be blue – Be red – But don’t be orange – Plant a shoe – Sweat – Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil – Turn – Write a letter to Plato – Mail it – Take your sofa for a walk – Start – Stop – Dial 911 and br
