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What are some examples of Santa’s interaction with the kids?

April 26, 2017examples interaction Kids Santa

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What are some examples of Santa’s interaction with the kids?

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Santa comes equipped with the traditional array of Santaisms including “Ho Ho Ho” and “Merry Christmas one and all.” For an additional 3 cookies and shot of bourbon per hour, Santa will ad-lib. Examples include: “Reach into Santa’s pants for a Christmas miracle” “You call this crap eggnog?” “You don’t want that toy. It’s made by kids your age in third world countries.” “I heard you’ve been a naughty, naughty girl this year. Care to show me how naughty?