What are Economists?
Economists are people who practice the dark art of economics aka “the dismal science”. By ‘practice’ we mean that economists use economics to tackle social problems in the same way that a novice wields a pair of nunchucks to attack a punching bag: they are just as likely to hurt themselves and everyone around them as they are to hit their intended target. Ecomomics is a ‘social science’ which allows economists to bore all those unfortunate enough to be within bragging range with comparisons of how their work is just as important and scientifically founded as other forms of scientific inquiry, such as Biology, Physics or Alchemy. Unfortunately, what they fail to mention is that by ‘science’ they actually mean ‘stolen from science’ and by ‘social’ they mean ‘not science’, so in reality economics is nothing more than ‘unscientific forgery dressed up to pass as science’. All economists are men. Although some economists appear to be tampon-smugglers (aka women) they are in fact heideous, mi
