Was that you tearing up the place a couple of years ago at the Haufbrau house in Munich?
Most definitely not. And you can’t prove it. Q: Yeah! I think that was you! And you hit on my best friend and offended her! A: No. You are mistaking me for my friend Martin. That’s his style. If you have a problem with him, go ahead and let him know with my super-dooper Martin hate mail generator! Q: It seems you really like adventure! A: I love it! The spirit of adventure is what prompted me to enjoy the company of my fellow co-eds in the debauchery of UCLA fraternity life, move to a life of fear amidst the chaos and anarchy of downtown Hollywood, travel for months around Europe with little more than a backpack, my wits, and a Eurorail pass, or volunteer to go teach in the most violent immigrant Los Angeles neighborhood I could find!