Was New England Patriots Mascot Nabbed in Prostitution Sting?
In what can only be described as a shocking lack of Common Sense, Pat Patriot was among 14 people arrested in Providence, RI for “prostitution related crimes.” Thanks to a recently closed loophole which made indoor prostitution illegal, (sorry Rhode Island nature enthusiasts, outside prostitution is also a crime) Patriots mascot Robert Sormanti was caught in a hotel prostitution sting. This just adds another dimension to what has been a strange year for the Patriots: they’ve had injuries, questionable coaching, a porous defense and an uneven performance from the Tom Brady. But here’s the real mystery about the Patriots- what’s with that guy in the Visa commercial pushing a wheelbarrow full of ribs? Who is he? What is his story? Is he haunted by a past disaster transporting ribs? Did he try out other ways to get ribs from point A to point B, like a RadioFlyer or Conestoga wagon? I need answers! Every time I bring this up to someone they just shrug and say something like “yeah, weird.” O
The New England Patriots’ mascot is reportedly spending his time off the field doing something a little less patriotic — on Craigslist. … Sources: http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&ct2=us%2F0_0_s_0_0_t&usg=AFQjCNFwwh46S7DYMtvmKHLWU3RRKQj7IQ&sig2=d2lo4OWy5PwvDXUxs_GLhA&cid=1487413705&ei=NcojS7C8Oqjq8gS4__fQAw&rt=SEARCH&vm=STANDARD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcnewyork.com%2Fnews%2Fsports%2FNATL-New-England-Patriots-Mascot-Nabbed-in-Prostitution-Sting-79125052.
