Was Jesus an alien shape shifter?
Well, considering most folks back then didn’t have calendars, watches or even knew how to write, someone probably got their memory of time mixed up–Jesus might have performed one of those miracles on a Tuesday rather then the Sunday he is credited with–or something along those lines. I know for sure he wasn’t a shape shifter (alien or otherwise) because no one would have stayed nailed to that cross for that long in those conditions if they could have changed into some other form and gotten away.
