Was Jerri secretly in love with the late, great bitch Poppy Downes, her high school nemesis?
Oh, yeah. She’s in love with anything and everyone–even people she hates. If given the chance, she’d make out with all of them. Why does Jerri have her uterus scraped so often and how regularly does she get an STD? Jerri gets lots of STDs and has her uterus scraped about four times a year–she just accumulates a lot of black tissue down there. They’re still trying to “drill” through it, still trying to get through that mass. Why has Jerri been blamed for the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.? She was there. Speaking of assassinations, does Jerri think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone when President John F. Kennedy was killed? Yeah, Lee definitely did it with somebody. I’m not saying who, but she was a beautiful woman–with an overbite. Did Jerri make her own bed while in prison? No, she had her bitch do it–her prison slave. She was 80 lbs. Her name was Tallulah Faggot and she was Jerri’s love interest. What are some of the things Jerri has discovered about her body since she’
