The Greatest Telemarketer Phone Prank Ever: “What Does A Police Siren Sound Like?”
The mind-boggling antics employed by Captain Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? telemarketer phone prank has resulted in the incessant calls to Boondoggle’s Bungalow to vanish faster than Gene Simmon’s fake hair after a shower. Apparently, the Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? routine’s brilliant obfuscation causes utter panic in the minds of the lesser telemarketer ilk to the extent that they have permanently ceased calling me to sell lawn care products, mortgage insurance, chimney sweeping services, extended warranties and windows.
