The disciple asks the Master, “Why is FoRK?
The Master buys two round-the-world tickets, upgrades to first-class using frequent flyer miles, and they travel to Japan to deliver a lecture on the future of the Web as a medium for universal interoperability and distributed computing. En route, the Master drinks an entire bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label, then throws up at the airport. In Japan, the Master ignores beautiful blondes who are paid to fawn all over him, while the disciple sings Karaoke with the Master’s girl. And the disciple was enlightened. • The disciple asks the Master, “How do I know if a post is appropriate?” The Master smacks the disciple on the head. The Master says, “How do you know that I hit you?” And the disciple was enlightened. • The disciple asks the Master, “Why did someone post my private email?” The Master and the disciple walk up to a sign marked “Nude beach.” They both undress and go in. The Master hands the disciple a camera. The disciple photographs the Master. The Master takes the camera, smashe
