The “Birthmother” – When Will Adoption Agencies “Adopt” Real Baby-Making Equipment?
The “birthmother” has always been used as a source of babies for adoption customers. But a new improved version would remove the need for those “dear birthmother” letters, and allows adoptive “parents” to make all the choices. “What is it?” I asked looking at a big puffy blob-like machine, groaning and writhing. On the side was a menu of selections: Height and weight, body type, hair color and texture, intelligence, interests and thousands of other “genetic factors”. The machine gasped and moaned and a bump covered with hair appeared, and it soon became apparent that this was the head of an infant. Within ten minutes, the infant’s body was delivered, then put through a sort of “car wash and dry” and offered up on a “hand” that extended out of a biblical-looking sleeve. “This is our new ‘birthmother’,” said the proud manufacturer of the machine, slapping it somwhere around the location that might have been the buttocks. “You just select your options and it will produce the baby of your