Thats all very well, but when my order arrived, it was packed with environmentally hateful styrofoam peanuts! What on earth is the matter with you people?
A. As noted above, that question is much debated here at Archelaus. Regarding the styrofoam peanut issue, however, the explanation is simple. Archelaus has a large supply of used packing materials that we meticulously reuse when filling your orders. The alternative is to consign them to a landfill. We urge our customers to follow our example and reuse these things, as well. Q. Does Archelaus rely on unfair labor practices, animal testing, or K Street lobbyists? A. All Archelaus cards are proudly manufactured in the United States of America without resort to sweatshops, dark Satanic mills, or other unseemly abuses. Early Archelaus cards were tested on ferrets with inconclusive results, and no further animal testing is contemplated. Although some of the ferrets were earmarked, Archelaus employs no political lobbyists of any kind. Q. Do the card designers at Archelaus create the art on your cards? A. Good heavens, no! That would require actual talent. All the art on Archelaus cards derive
