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That last question was obviously being answered by Jonathan Patch. What would the answer have looked like had John Maxson been answering the questions?

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That last question was obviously being answered by Jonathan Patch. What would the answer have looked like had John Maxson been answering the questions?

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Well I’m glad you asked…You see Timmy–without getting into too many specifics here–you have to understand that there are certain people in the world who have what mental health experts like to refer to as “self-esteem issues”. Such a person has a self-image that is so fragile that even the slightest blow could send him into a dangerous shame spiral from which he might never recover. Warning signs that could indicate that someone might fall into this catagory include: the need to win every single time, throwing hissy fits when the meximelt machine at Taco Bell is out of order, the insistance that the band be named after him…you get where I’m going with this. Anyway, when a perceptive, well adjusted person detects that someone else falls into this catagory, it’s usually best to not exacerbate the situation by, say, repeatedly kicking the guys ass at some sort of sporting event, but rather to restrain one’s own overwhelming athletic prowess and, secure in one’s own positive self-ima

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