Southern Partisan: Mr. Ashcroft, do you think lightbulbs should have to change?
Mr. Ashcroft: They shouldn’t even consider changing, I’m glad your magazine asked this question. Your magazine also helps set the record straight. You’ve got a heritage of doing that, of defending light bulbs like soft white, frosted white, and my favorite, just plain white. Traditionalists must do more. I’ve got to do more. We’ve all got to stand up and speak in this respect, or else we’ll be taught that these light bulbs were giving their lives, subscribing their sacred fortunes and their honor to some perverted agenda.