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Somebody once told me that if a Martian spaceship landed next to my fair organ when it was playing, they wouldn be able to work out what it was doing. Surely this can be right?

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Somebody once told me that if a Martian spaceship landed next to my fair organ when it was playing, they wouldn be able to work out what it was doing. Surely this can be right?

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Believe it or not, it is right. Although Martians are advanced enough to be able to build UFOs and make circles in farmers’ fields; they don’t have any ears. They would think the organ was a just a big wooden box full of springs and levers which didn’t actually do anything, so they would probably blast it with their laser guns, and set fire to your trailer with a box of matches. Be aware that cheap insurance may not cover you when this happens, so be prepared.

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