Since prostitution is illegal in Los Angeles County, California, where can a man go to get laid?
– Jacob, Age 25 from California Las Vegas. LA is about as close as you can get without actually living there. You’re 25. If you’re that hard up, drive or hop on a bus. (Don’t actually hop WHILE you’re on the bus or you might not make it.) By the way, do you know the difference between free sex and sex with a prostitute? Free sex is way more expensive. (Ladies, if you don’t get that joke, ask your man to explain it to you.) I’d suggest you stay away from prostitutes. Most of them are just nasty. Frankly I wouldn’t even bang one with your dick. If you really want to get laid, do what all the other hard up guys do. Go hang out at your local, white trash neighborhood bar and look for the 40 year old, sun dried, ex-bartender woman thing drinking shots of Jaeger in between cans of Coors Light. She’s waiting for you, pal. Make sure you go to her place and not the other way around.
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