Should Large-Sized Clothing Carry Tags With An Obesity Helpline Number?
From The Daily Telegraph: LARGE-sized clothing should carry tags with an obesity helpline number, a British Medical Journal report has said. The report, compiled by a group of public health professionals, has recommended the phone numbers be placed on tags on womens garments sized 16 and above, and on those with a waist measurement of more than 100 centimetres for men. This is an excellent idea, chubby women will be reminded they need help everytime they struggle to get into their designer jeans. The large-sized jeans should also have a large sign in the rear end that reads: If you see me at McDonalds or Burger King please call 800-FAT-COPS to report me. Plus-size apparel should also be equipped with a gizmo that beeps everytime the rotund person backs up.