Should Joran Van Der Sloot Buy Life Insurance?
Ok, we know young Joran has greater problems than qualifying for life insurance. But let’s not move too fast. Joran Van Der Sloot should buy life insurance right away. The problem is, who will insure him? Once someone is incarcerated, most life insurance companies will not touch them. The stress from just being in prison can take years off your life. Also if he wants to buy a sizeable amount, assuming he leaves the proceeds to his mom, how will the company collect the samples they need to verify his health? Joran’s mom has said he has mental illness and multiple addictions. If true, we assume his mental condition remains untreated, given his violent history. Not what life insurance underwriters want to see. They are scared of unknowns. Surprises are usually not welcome when it comes to life insurance. One expert has said that Van Der Sloot’s mom needs to buy a black dress. We agree. The Prison Joran will almost certainly go, Lurigancho (Pronounced Loori-gancho) has been called the wors
