Shall I Compare Thee to an Uwe Boll Film?
The vampire outlaw William Bonney wreaks a trail of carnage spread across the West (but of his Slavic accent we’ll not speak). But he’s just BloodRayne 2’s especial guest: Natassia Malthe is the “dhamphir” Rayne; be-sworded, bosomed, clad in leather cloak, she’s out for vengeance, dealing death and pain to Bill the Kid and his undead cowpokes. Director Uwe Boll is widely booed: “incompetent”? Inadequately cruel. Anachronism reigns! Ineptitude of acting, scripting, lensing is the rule. This film’s a minor cinematic crime entirely unworthy of my rhymes. The Lass from Oslo There once was an actress named Malthe. In BloodRayne her presence is paltry. Her waist is quite slim but her acting is grim and quite limited her career shall be. She’s entirely too soft-spoken. She pales next to Kristanna Lokken. She’s not half as pretty, her accent is shitty, and her ass-kicking skills appear broken. Do Not Go Gentle Into an Uwe Boll Film My eyes! God damn that Uwe Boll to hell for bringing forth ano
