Seriously, how do the “I do, etc…” vows read at a gay wedding?
Pretty standard, kind of, from what I know. When I was in this “mock gay wedding,” everything went just like a regular wedding. The minister started with the “Dearly beloved” stuff. Then there was the “intent” part. She asked me first for what reason I’d come there or something like that, and I had to answer, “To be wed to my groom.” Then she asked, “And do you come here freely and without reservation?” and I answered, “I do.” Then she asked my groom the same. When it came time to recite the wedding vows, we had to face eachother and join hands, and it went basically like this: “I, (insert name here), wed you, (insert name here), as my groom, to have and to hold from this day forward, forsaking all others. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, in richness and in poorness, to love you, to honor you, and to cherish you until death does us part.” Then there was the exchange of wedding rings, with the “With this ring, I thee wed.” Then more talkin
