Sam Houston
Sam Houston and his Texicans beat Sandy Annie at the Battle of San Jalapeno… then he drank a bunch of tequila, and moved to Huntsville… he was governor of Texas…but he decided he didn’t like Lone Star beer, so the Texans asked him to go back to Huntsville… then he started a new city, called Houston…they had Oilers and Astros and bears, oh my!!! then he died…and the Indians all felt sorry for him…